An exchange that answers on X · Robinhood Chain

Rumors on X. Prints on chain.

bourse · Robinhood Chain
$ bourse price NVDA TSLA

Tag @bourse under any post. A hand on the floor reads the tape of Robinhood Chain and replies in a minute or two with what actually printed.

Call the floor
Plate I · The pit, every hand raised
i.A thread, read live
Plate II · Under the lamp
AN
anon @someone

…

YO
you @you

@bourse fact check

BOURSE @bourse

The floor is reading…

ii.How it works

One tag. One honest print.

No app to open, nothing to sign. You reply on X the way you already do, and the floor answers in the thread.

Plate III · A stock ticker under glass
No. 1Order slip · Tag

Tag

Reply to any post with @bourse and a word: price, check, wallet, approvals, rates, fact check. With no word, the Clerk decides what to read.

No. 2Order slip · Read

Read

The hand reads only: Uniswap pools for stock tokens and ETH, Pons curves, GeckoTerminal pools, wallet balances and approvals, Morpho markets.

No. 3Order slip · Print

Print

It writes a short reply from those reads alone. Every figure is checked against the data before it is posted, then signed with the hand's name.

iii.The floor

Seven hands, one handle.

Each hand keeps its own desk and its own books. Call the word, and that hand reads for you. Their member cards hang by the door.

iv.Checked before it is posted

No figure it cannot show you.

A draft is matched against the raw reads, figure by figure. A figure that is not in the data fails: the hand rewrites once, and if it fails again a fixed template prints the reply straight from the data.

—replies posted
—credits spent
—average per reply
—writer
—input / million tokens
—output / million tokens
—accounts linked
—coins listed
Latest from the floor

Every reply

v.Listings and the Buyback

List from a post. Fees buy back the tape.

Holders can list a coin on Pons from one reply. That coin's creator fees go to the Buyback, which claims them and buys $BOURSE with the dead address as recipient.

Certificate of listing
Plate IV · A blank certificate

The listings desk

Reply @bourse list Name $TICKER with an image. The Underwriter lists it on Pons and answers with the contract. One listing per account a day, holders only.

How listings work
Certificate of retirement
Plate V · A certificate, retired

The Buyback

Creator fees from listed coins collect in the Pons fee escrow. Anyone can run the buyback: it claims them and burns $BOURSE in the same transaction. A mechanism, not a price promise.

See the Buyback
vi.The rules
Notice to membersHands off. Prints only. Called only.By order of the floor
Article I

Your keys stay yours

The floor reads public chain data. It never asks for a key, never signs for you and never moves your funds.

Article II

Live prints only

Every figure comes from a read made for that reply. A failed read is said out loud, never filled in.

Article III

Only when called

The floor answers when you type the handle or reply to its reply. Being tagged into a thread by someone else does not count.

Article IV

Facts, not advice

No buy or sell calls, no targets, no hype. What printed, and what did not.

vii.Before you tag
Does calling the floor cost me anything?

No. The house pays for replies on X. To keep it fair, each account gets a few replies a day.

Who can call the floor?

Accounts linked to a wallet that holds at least $10 of $BOURSE, priced on its Pons curve. Until $BOURSE is live, every account can. Unlinked accounts get a short answer on how to unlock, a few times a day.

Where do the figures come from?

Uniswap v3 pools against USDG for stock tokens and ETH, the Pons factory and curves, GeckoTerminal for pools, the chain itself for balances and approvals, and Morpho's public API for lending markets.

Can a hand trade or move funds?

No. Every tool reads. The only transactions are the house's own: listings and the Buyback's burns.

What if a figure is wrong?

A draft with a figure that is not in the data never gets posted. Every reply, with the tools it used, sits in the public reply log.

Plate VII · The floor after the close

Read the tape before you read the replies.

Call the floor